PJ’s Jizz in my Pants impression - requested by christ-kendall
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no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
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why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
SRSLY THO HOW DO YOU SPELL IT
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i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
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“Life’s all about getting up, getting down, getting on and getting off.” —Jack Barakat
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